You Know What Should Be Banned???

If I could...I would ban those motherfucking boxes of M&Ms and Starburst and fucking Kit Kats that these hood rat representatives go to Costco to get and then push in your face time after time after time on the train...

"Hi my name is Tyniek and I'm doing this to help raise some money for my basketball team and help put some money in my pocket..."

"Good afternoon, my name is Taniesha and I have M&M..peanut (they always offer it like that...I be listening carefully...m and m's...as well as the peanut m and m's but lets just shorten that shit one time...."m&m...peanut...I love it) starburst and twizzler for a dollar..."

I try to sit back and not let them ruin my ride but occasionally I listen to see if they offer anything new..red bulls? granola bars? condoms?

If your gonna scream all throughout the 4 train make it convenient for people...NOT selling us some stale ass candy youve been trucking around from homeroom to your sweaty ass gym locker....got the box all taped up to...like its a fucking ration in a video game that you rescued...I aint wit it...lets get a petition going and end the underage candy selling on the MTA before I slap the shit out of one of these kids...

Gully...

More urban vernacular for your ear...

" Rough and Rugged, Unpolished and Harcore"

" gangsta, thoro"

"I keeps it gully..."

Somethimes You're Just Overrated...

I have noticed a trend of women who are glorified in our society for no apparent reason. I have compiled a brief list to give you an idea of what i mean. I will update periodically and i will graciously accept suggestions...

Sharon Stone: I just don't see the appeal. Yes, she uncrossed her legs and showed us some crusty used up pussy lips when the majority of those reading this blog were just hitting adolescence, but if you really look outside the box she is nothing more than a slutty Susan Powter....

Jessica Simpson: Definitely dumb besides just overrated, but given the list of lames she chooses to date time after time, her stock has dropped so low she will be dating regular broke non-celeb dudes by labor day...

Julia Roberts: Shes about as overrated as Michael Vick even before the dog fighting. Every time I hear someone claiming she is beautiful, its always an ugly bitch. At least the other two broads on the list thus far are slutty, this chick reminds you of one of your boys annoying stuck up sisters that you DONT want to fuck...

Jennifer Aniston: Ahh, the queen of over hype herself. She even tricked Brad Pitt into thinking she was good looking for a period of time. But he eventually woke up and I think most of America has. I have never seen a case of a more normal mediocre woman get so much hype and praise. I think she gave middle America hope that they too can somehow trick society by being on a shitty TV show with a catchy theme song...