SUSPECT: Sex And The City: The Movie

Four old bitches talking about life and sex...
Hmm...
I dont know...you need to stretch that out to 2 hours and 15 minutes???(Yes, i've done some research)
Bring it to the big screen?
Frankly, I'm not buying it, lets take a closer look..
For starters....who exactly is having all this sex with these washed up over the hill New York career-oriented women?
Who is sponsoring this fantasy, Viagra?
Cialis?
Are we to believe some 40 yr old professional stiffs are really blowing Carrie and co's backs out to the point that the quartet have 135 min worth of solid material?
I for one, cant be fooled. I'm a product of the 80's and this shit is the EXACT same thing as the Golden Girls...4 chicks....3 kindaaa slutty ones...and one thats one fuck short of a Valtrex subscription....
Yeah...gross...i know..
Point is...this isnt a recipe for a film...
A 30 minute sitcom? definitely
A 1 hour HBO series? why the hell not
But if it was meant to be, we would have watched this movie in '87, and Dorothy and Blanch would have been pushing the the envelope with a taboo conversation about dildos...
Yeah...gross...i know
Now i know im not the first son of a bitch out there to compare the two but i know im definitely the first to bring herpes and dildoes into the equation!
Just remember though folks...when you step into that theater...and those opening credits start rolling...pound for pound...Blanch was a way better slut than Samantha will ever be!!!

Thank you and goodnight!


TheLogicalSmoker